6. “I drive a BMW….. Doesn’t matter which BMW, it has got huge wheels!”
Many carmakers allow you to choose your alloy wheels, well, most of them do. Especially with those German brands, 21-inch wheels aren’t unheard of. But, this BMW surely trumps them all! It is about 5 million inches in diameter and has a thin veneer of rubber that’s been painted on its rims. The car seems to be an older generation of the 7-Series with several modifications done to it. The list certainly includes those titanic wheels, matte-blue paint, smoked headlights and taillights. By the looks of things, it seems like this luxury saloon car, now has more ground clearance than the Jeep we saw earlier. Heck, it has more ground clearance than its X5 SUV sibling! We are in a real dilemma, here. Should we laugh at this or cry in pity to what’s been done?
These wheels look big enough to us.
Post alloy wheels, aftermarket exhausts are one of the first things many car owners crave for. But sometimes, some go a little bit too far and over the edge.
7. “My S-Class has 23 exhaust pipes and they all work, I’m not joking.”
The Mercedes-Benz S-Class epitomises German brilliance in design and innovation. However, these things are not very important for some owners, as in the case with this chap. “More, the merrier” seems to be his thing. He applied that logic to this car’s exhaust system and fitted more pipes than needed. This particular example comes with 23, yes, you can count if you want, 23 exhaust pipes. We can not be even bothered by the shiny alloy wheels on this car. But, 23 pipes!?
We prefer this one, somehow. It’s more civilised.
Rear wing or spoilers, are a huge fad for many. We see these useless fixtures on many cars that don’t actually need them. The following is one such example.
8. “Hey ladies, look at my wing! No?”
This guy clearly doesn’t know what a rear wing does. Neither does he seem to care about physics. This is somewhere in America and this man will never end up at NASA. This car has nothing going for, from its massive and useless rear wing (made from wood and cardboard), to its wheel caps and its overall appearance. Don’t do this, guys, unless you are hell bent on not attracting the opposite gender. And we have no clue which car this is, not that it matters in this case, anyway.
9. “Mom, look I made my own batmobile!”
Neither is this piece of utter junk a batmobile, nor is it a Mazda. At least not anymore, it isn’t. This car was originally a 1998 Mazda 626, until this idiot got hold of it. This is one of the worst car modifications we have ever had the misfortune to see. Apart from the ugly matte exterior, wheels coloured in alien vomit green, unnecessary and a repulsive bodykit, the list goes on and on. All of the glass has been replaced by plexiglass, which means the rainwater will come into the cabin and the roof has been lowered significantly, which means you will have sever your head to fit in the back seat. Talking about the interior, it’s probably the worst you will ever come across.
That is the worst interior, ever!
You would never wanna sit inside this cabin, primarily because it is more unsafe than being trapped in a sinking ship. Also, because of the sheer hideousness of it all. The steering wheel seems to have been made, keeping the Ghost Rider in mind. And we don’t really think that roll-cage would be of any use, if this thing has a crash.
We prefer walking, rather than getting into your car, thank you.
We can pretty much be sure that those speakers will go kaput very soon. Maybe most of them don’t even work, to begin with. This interior would still be terrible, even if it was bathed in 24-carat gold. However, most of it looks like a putty-like material and will offer similar levels of comfort and protection.
It’s horrible, throughout. Satan himself wouldn’t want this.
The back is just as bad and even has a skull, where the earlier 626’s exhaust pipe was. This is also a reminder to anyone who would want to get into this abomination of a thing. Yuck! But, what could be worse than this modified Mazda? Probably, nothing!
10. “Want a ride in my green Chrys…. ahem, I mean Rolls-Royce?”
This thing is a case of mixing two contradictions; Chrysler and Rolls-Royce. This isn’t a Rolls-Royce, at all. What it is, is a Chrysler 300C saloon with a Phantom bodykit. Sadly for the creators of this car, even the massive 30-inch wheels don’t help its case. Although the doors and the bonnet open in the same way they do on the real deal, this one is a genuine fake, if that makes any sense. And that’s what makes this amazing terrible.