Britain’s perfect car is revealed following a three-month research project using the help of a leading expert in the psychological analysis of images, as well as the opinions of over 2,000 Britons. Professor Peter Hancock of Stirling University’s psychology department picked the favorite bits from around 3,800 data points about various vehicles, favourite choices and finally crafted a final design. The so called ‘perfect car’ is no less of a horror than the Franken car ‘The Horrific 40RR0R’.
The Franken car The Horrific 40RROR
These cars seem to have fallen down of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. And then climbed back up for another go. Seeming to be fun experiments at first, these dreadful renders will haunt the mental garage of the petrol-heads forever if they managed to give them more than a glance. The ‘Britain’s perfect car’ is an amalgamation of eight, pristine, elegant, exotic car models. This ‘best of all’ – Perfect car comprises of the –
Head lamps of the Mini Cooper
Front (including bumper, bonnet and windscreen) of the Aston Martin DB9
Middle (including roof and side windows) of the Lamborghini Gallardo
Wing mirrors of the Citroën C4 Picasso
Doors of the Rolls-Royce Phantom
Back (including bumper, boot and exhaust) of the Triumph Spitfire
Tail Lamps of the Audi A1
And stands on the wheels of the Range Rover Evoque
Professor Hancock used a ‘specialist computer software’ and ‘an algorithm’ to create this CGI image of ‘the nation’s perfect car’.
If cars could die and turn into GHOSTS, or it is zombie-apocalypse where cars turned into scary zombies! This is what it would look like! You have to give it to this grotesquity for coming out at the right time, though – Halloween time!
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p.s. Please don’t blame us for the damage caused to you!